LES ANDREWS: Little Bitch

Les Andrews is a big man who, since he was put on his chav ass, has been pissing from the eyeballs like a three year old girl. I suspect this is typical behaviour from a yob who has someone stand up to him.

“Shit, they’re not scared of my waving my arms around like a semi-coherent simian creature, I best GTFO or I might get a punch in the mouf!”

Unfortunately for our Les, he didn’t really think this and kept carrying on like a kiddie after drinking too much raspberry cordial and, much to the satisfaction and joy of most people on the planet (and probably his “friends” too–after all, who posted the video of him crying like a cromag baby?), ended up on his knees scurrying away like a sore poodle.

If you have yet to see it, let me enlighten you:

What a chucklefuck! Apparently he’s now crying about it and threatening to sue the Pommy newspaper, The Sun, stating: “I’m going to sue. I’ve got everyone staring at me because of this.” And: [about the man who helped Les sit down, Jason Smith]: “He should be apologising to me. What have I got to apologise for ? I got arrested for it at the time and I got a fine. Now I feel all depressed.”

Aww, bless. Les Andrews, the epitome of masculinity and machismo, is pissing from the eyeballs again. Poor Les. One day his shiny rainbow might appear and all things will turn to gold for him… or the rainbow might just kick his arse too.

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1 Comment(s)

  1. Low life working class scum that deserved what he got… Why don’t scum like that just fuck off and die…


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